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    One shots written for DPxDC week 2023

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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    The man waved a hand at her from the doorway. “Hi, Donut.”

    Princess Donut narrowed her eyes at him.

    “Come on, Carl”, Miss Beatrice said, taking his hand and pulling him towards the bedroom. The man nearly stumbled on Princess Donut’s precious Mouse toy that lay on the floor. They both giggled drunkenly. Princess Donut sighed. Another of these kinds of manservants. Princess Donut watched them go, judging harshly.

    Carl. She rolled that name around in her mind. Carl.

    It was a good enough name, she supposed.

    Life through Princess Donut's eyes before the Collapse.

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    27 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    “As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”

    (A System AI character study.)

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    26 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Danny's lost everything and his life is falling apart, but luckily Slade is here to put it all together again.

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    06 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    MAJOR BOOK 7 SPOILERS AHEAD

    The AI contemplates its favorite crawler as he sits on the floor of a dingy gas station in not-actually-Florida. One decision, and everything changes.

    AKA the single most intimate moment of the AI’s life

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    01 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Yo!” Elle called the moment she stepped into the guildhall. “This time it’s me who gets to do his hair.”

    “Well, obviously”, Donut said before I had the chance to reply. “We all agreed we’d save him for you this time.”

    “What?” I said. We had not agreed on anything like that.

    At least not out loud. I got the sudden uneasy feeling that they might’ve been talking about it in a chat group I wasn’t involved in.

    “Perfect”, Elle said, clapping her hands together. “You just sit tight, boss. I’ll be ready for you in just a moment.”

    I raised my eyebrows at Donut, who flicked her tail impudently. “What?” she asked. “Don’t look at me like that, Carl.”

    Carl has long, beautiful, and very braidable hair. Everyone else seems to like it a lot more than he does.

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    26 Apr 2025